January 2010
TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO GO TO THE SUPER BOWL
For the first time since 1994 the two top seeds have advanced to the Super Bowl. Cinderella stories are all well and good, but there’s something to be said for the Colts and Saints, the league’s two best teams from day one, going at it in the grand finale. This is Celtics-Lakers, Red Sox-Yankees, Ali-Frazier. It’s one for the ages. A future ESPN Classic classic. If ever there was a time to make the Super Bowl trek, this is it.
9. Manning vs. Brees
2009 was the year of the quarterback, with ten of twelve playoff QB’s being current or past pro bowlers. As such, it’s only fitting that the two best signal callers, at least this season, will square off in Miami. Peyton Manning and Drew Brees may wind up together in Canton, Ohio one day, but on February 7 they’ll be on opposite sides of one of the most anticipated Super Bowl matchups in recent history. Brees and Manning were 1-2 in the league in touchdown passes (Brees 34, Manning 33) and completion percentage (Brees set a single season record with 70.6%, Manning no slouch at 68.8%). And, while Brees had the higher passer rating, anyone who saw Manning carve up a tough Jets defense knows that this is a great player at the top of his game. With Vegas already posting the highest over/under total in Super Bowl history, indications are this could turn into a classic shootout with the best QB’s in the game going toe-to-toe.
8. Miami: Tropical Climate
It’s a simple equation, really. Let A = temperature in Miami on February 7 (average high 77). Let B = temperature where you live on February 7. Now subtract: A – B = Why you should be in Miami on February 7.
7. The Coaches
The personality of the coach often sets the tone for the team. Indy’s Jim Caldwell is as stoic as they come, but the Colts have adopted his air of tight discipline and mental toughness. Saints’ skipper Sean Payton is an offensive genius, prowling the sidelines and barking out instructions while referencing his color-coded list of plays and formations as if it just may hold the key to the universe. So far for the Saints it pretty much has. It will be interesting to see whether Caldwell’s speedy defense can slow down Payton’s complex and dynamic attack. Conversely, one wonders whether the opportunistic Saints defense will be able to induce some mistakes from a regimented Colts offense predicated on timing and precision.
6. The Parties
You like to party? You can’t do much better than Super Bowl week in Miami. All due respect to your cousin Bob or the guys next door or whoever’s throwing the Super Bowl party in your neighborhood, but on-location Super Bowl parties are strictly of the world class variety. There’s the Maxim party, ESPN, the NFL Alumni party, and Leather and Laces, home of something called National Hottie Search 2010 that purports to identify the hottest woman in America. Sign me up. For the party, I mean. Not the contest.
5. The Fans
Considering that this is the first ever Super Bowl appearance for the Saints, and that Miami is drivable distance from New Orleans, we can surmise that South Beach will saturated with black and gold come game weekend. And that’s a good thing. Is there really another NFL fan base that you’d rather embark on a 72-hour party binge with? And lets not sell the Colts fans short either. This’ll be a classic American bar mix: the Bayou meets South Beach with a twist of Midwest conservatism, a Hurricane Mojito with a beer chaser. Feel free to knock back a few and make some new friends. You may never see them again but, hey, you’ll always have Miami. Seize the day.
4. Star Power
Rumor has it Reggie Bush has promised Kim Kardashian he’ll propose if the Saints win. The Leather and Laces party, hosted by Kim, may be your last chance to see her out as a single woman. Okay, no big deal. But if star sightings are your thing, Super Bowl week is a veritable nirvana. They’ll be there from all walks of celebrity life: jocks, rappers, movie stars, rock stars, reality TV, the cooking channel. Whether it’s Taylor Lautner that sends a tingle up your leg or Paris Hilton, your chances for a close encounter won’t get any better than next week in Miami.
3. Halftime Show: The Who
Where else can you get a concert from one of the great bands in history wrapped inside the biggest football game in the world? It’s all included in the price of Super Bowl admission. If the Colts and Saints haven’t got you sufficiently pumped, perhaps a little Baba O’Reilly or Won’t Get Fooled Again might do the trick. With millions watching, expect Townshend and Daltrey to rekindle the old magic and put on a great show.
2. Miami: Sexy Town
Did we mention that the Super Bowl is in Miami this year? Latin influence. Art Deco. Fashion moguls and super models. It’s a sexy town, Miami. And you’re a sexy person. Okay, maybe not. But you like hanging out with sexy people. Here’s your chance.
1. Two Words: Bucket List
Sky diving? Running with the bulls? Overrated in my book. The idea is to do fun things before you kick the bucket, not create new opportunities for kicking the bucket. The Super Bowl is much safer. Salsa lessons? Too much potential for public humiliation. Once again, the Super Bowl is safer. If you’ve never done it, this is your time. If you’ve done it before, we don’t have to sell you on it. This year’s edition has it all: great teams, a pair of hall of fame quarterbacks, tropical weather, the parties, the fans…there’s only one thing missing: YOU.
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WHO’S GOING TO WIN THE FIESTA BOWL? ROCK BOX PICK AND ANALYSIS OF TCU VS. BOISE STATE
January 4, 2010, Glendale, Arizona
Psychology: Extremely complex psychological situation here- two undefeated teams from outside the BCS establishment seek revenge against the big boys by facing off against…each other? Hmmmm. How’s that supposed to work? Kind of a no-win situation for the mid-majors- the loser drops down a notch and the winner doesn’t really prove anything vis-à-vis the BCS system that excluded them. In looking for the psychological edge, let’s remember that, while TCU was at least considered a reasonable candidate for the BCS Championship game, equally undefeated Boise State wasn’t even in the conversation. This gives the Broncos a reason to hate TCU. TCU, on the other hand, is busy hating Texas. And therein lies the dilemma- they’re not playing Texas. Advantage Boise.
What to Expect from TCU: Perfection. At least that’s what’s they’ve delivered so far. This is a team seemingly without a weakness. They finished fifth in the nation in total offense. They finished first in the nation in defense (third against the run, fourth against the pass). Once again, that’s not in the conference, that’s not among non-BCS schools, that’s in the nation. They had the Mountain West Offensive Player of the Year in QB Andy Dalton and they had not only the Mountain West Defensive Player of the Year, but the winner of the Ted Hendricks Award given to the nation’s best defensive end in Jerry Hughes. The offense has great balance, with a stable of effective backs and receivers who all share a piece of the action due to the efficient execution and decision-making ability of Dalton (22 TD’s, 5 picks). The defense has incredible speed, which they used to hold every team on their schedule below their season averages with four teams relegated to their season-worst yardage output.
What to Expect from Boise State: Boise does almost everything well. Emphasis here on almost. Hard to argue with their offense, which led the nation with 44.2 points per game. While TCU’s Dalton is impressive for his efficiency on offense, Boise’s Kellen Moore is even better, with the nation’s best QB rating and a TD-INT ratio of 39-3. Defensively, on the other hand, Boise has shown some alarming vulnerabilities later in the season. After an outstanding early performance in the season-opening win over Oregon, the Broncos regressed. The only thing that saved them was their ability to force turnovers (21 in the last seven games). But can they expect to live off the turnover against TCU? It’s also worth noting that Boise is the less healthy team here, expected to be without a starter at fullback, another at middle linebacker, a top-four running back and a top-three receiver.
Prediction: Both teams are efficient and productive on offense, but TCU holds a significant advantage defensively. They key will be turnovers. While Dalton takes care of the ball, the Horned Frogs have shown a propensity for the fumble (six lost in the last three games). Considering Boise’s proven ability to create turnovers, this is a concern. Boise State 34-24.
Fiesta Bowl: Boise State vs. TCU


KOBE SCHMOBE: WHY LEBRON JAMES IS THE REAL MVP
If great team basketball is like sex then Kobe Bryant’s game is like, well, um, lets just say that it sometimes looks like he’s trying to do it all by himself out there. This is not to say that his game is not spectacular. Kobe Bryant is a talented and elegant athlete. He is an excellent offensive player and scorer, although not always the most efficient one. His athleticism is apparent on defense as well, making him tantalizingly close to being a great and complete player. What he lacks, however, particularly on offense, is integration. What Kobe does on the court is often great and always fun to watch. However, it is generally not well-synchronized with the games of his teammates. When compared to the greats of recent vintage, players like Bird, Magic, and, yes, even the great scorer Michael Jordan, the gaping hole in Kobe’s game is painfully clear. He does not make his teammates better. He does not lift his team up, aside from what he accomplishes on his own. Separately. While his teammates stand around and watch.
Is Kobe selfish? Personally, I believe that he is. My gut tells me that his statements about the importance of team and the ultimate priority of winning are phony. Logic confirms this as well. If winning was the ultimate priority, why, then, did Kobe not accommodate Shaquille O’Neal when Shaq was in town and the team was winning championships? What possible reason could Kobe have had for being unhappy in such circumstances? Winning means everything, right? In reality, of course, winning wasn’t the most important thing for Kobe Bryant. The important thing was that it was “his” team. The important thing was that the spotlight shined on “him.” I am convinced that, if in a dark and private moment, an angel came down from basketball heaven and offered Kobe Bryant his choice of an NBA Championship or an MVP award, he would choose the latter. In a second. Look at Kobe’s actions, not his words, if you want to see his true character. Or just look at his game. Even if we suppose, for the sake of argument, that Kobe truly is an unselfish team player, it is apparent that he doesn’t understand how to gel with four other players. His basketball I.Q., which is considerable, lacks this particular kind of intelligence necessary for any player to achieve greatness. Kobe’s idea of being a team player is to not shoot the ball for a given period of time, let his teammates try to score, and then, if the team falls behind or the game is on the line, take things into his own hands once again. This is not integration. This is selective self-assertion.
Integration, as it turns out, is also the fundamental difference between Kobe and Lebron James. Lebron James can take over a game offensively as quickly and spectacularly as Kobe can. The difference is that he makes his teammates better in the process. This is the deadly combination that makes a player truly valuable. It is this type of player alone that is capable of elevating a group of mid-range players to the NBA Finals in consecutive years. Kobe has never been able to do this. Yes, he wants to win. But the only thing he knows how to do is to try and put such a team on his back and carry them. Lebron can do this as well when the situation calls for it. What he can also do, and what Kobe can’t, is empower his teammates.
For those stat-geeks out there, the numbers offer strong support for my assertion that Lebron is the better and more valuable player. In order to comprehend the differences between Lebron’s game and Kobe’s, it’s useful to compare them both to the stratospheric Jordan standard. It’s rather surprising how many modern fans and even media commentators, who should know better, are quick to imply that Kobe has reached Jordan’s level as an offensive player. This must be based on the fact that, night-in, night-out, Kobe makes plays that show up on ESPN and look as spectacular as anything Jordan ever did. Problem is, ESPN never seems to show all those bad shots that Kobe took. All the times that he drove into the teeth of three converging defenders and threw up a log while teammates stood flatfooted all around him. All the times that he dribbled around the perimeter and tossed up an off-balance floater as the shot clock went off. In moments like these, Kobe is sometimes a little too easy to defend. Because he’s not integrated.
Here’s a hint: If you really want to understand what an astounding offensive player Jordan was, look at his field goal percentages. Jordan shot .497 from the floor for his career. He shot over .500 six times and was over .480 another four times. Think about that. He was guard. He played on the perimeter, away from the basket, and he made more than half of his shots. In the 1988-89 season, Jordan was 10th overall in the NBA with a mind-blowing .538 percentage. The nine players ahead of him were Rodman, Barkley, Parish, Ewing, Worthy, McHale, Otis Thorpe, Benoit Benjamin, Larry Nance. All big men. All guys who took the vast majority of their shots in the paint. And yet Jordan was in the same category in terms of offensive efficiency. This indicates that, even though he was not necessarily an outstanding passer, he was in synch with his teammates. He knew when to take his shot. He knew the difference between a good shot and a bad shot. And, yes, he could create shots better than Kobe as well.
Bryant, by comparison, has never shot higher than .469 from the field in any given season. Think about this the next time you’re inclined to think that Kobe is in Jordan’s league as an offensive player. Think about this as well: Jordan averaged 5.3 assists per game in his career with an individual season high of 8.0 per game in ‘88-‘89. Bryant, on the other hand, averages 4.6 for his career with an individual season high of 6.0. Not only was Jordan a more efficient scorer, but he created more scoring opportunities for his teammates.
In Lebron’s case, the stats tell an equally compelling story. What they tell us is that Lebron, not Kobe, is the real heir to Michael Jordan. Whereas Kobe, as mentioned above, has never topped .469 from the field, Lebron, over the last four seasons, has gone .472/.480/.476/.482. While he’s not quite on Jordan’s level just yet, he’s within range. As this indicates, his shot selection and offensive efficiency are far superior to Kobe’s. In fact, he’s statistically superior to Kobe in virtually every aspect of the game. Those who argue Kobe over Lebron for MVP should take a look at the numbers. Lebron averages more points per game (30.2/28.5), more rebounds (7.9/6.3), more assists (7.3/5.4), and a higher FG% (.482/.460). Defensively they are tied in steals (1.8 each) and Lebron is more likely to block a shot (1.1/0.5). If your appreciation and knowledge of the game is not sufficient to allow your naked eye to the see the superiority of Lebron over Kobe, how, after seeing these numbers, can anyone possibly claim that Kobe is the better player?
Perhaps, if he’s lucky, Kobe Bryant will turn out in the end to have a career comparable to Clyde Drexler’s. (At the current time, Kobe’s rebounds per game, assists per game, and FG% are below Clyde the Glide’s career numbers). And there’s nothing wrong with that. Kobe is one of the best players of his time and a future hall of famer. However, he is not the next coming of Michael Jordan. And he is not the best player of his time. That honor goes to Lebron James. He is the best player. He is the MVP. He is not only better than Kobe Bryant but, in fact, far superior.
For me, the one thing that really sums up Kobe Bryant’s game, and maybe even who he is as a person, is his now infamous comment that, when he was in high school, he would sometimes let other teams back into the game towards the end just so he could take a potential game-winning shot at the buzzer. For anyone who has ever played team basketball, this is a rather alarming notion. What about the other players on Kobe’s high school team? Did they factor into his decision at all? They were working and playing to win the game, not to serve one man’s narcissistic daydream. And what about the guys on the bench, the ones who showed up for practice but didn’t always get into the game? Did it ever occur to Kobe that it might be nice to blow the other team out so that some of his teammates might get a chance to play too? Apparently it did not. Apparently he was not well-integrated with the eleven other boys on his high school team. It’s a tough problem for a basketball player to have, a bit of an Achilles’ heel, and it haunts him to this day.
As for Lebron, I refer you to the highlights of a recent game (Wednesday, April 9). The Cavs, down by 14 midway through the third quarter, came back to win as Lebron scored 33 points on 11-for-21 shooting along with 7 boards and 8 assists. The highlights on ESPN were full of shots of Lebron slashing to the basket and sticking jumpers from downtown. But it was one play in particular, an assist, that stood out to me. Lebron dribbled the ball on the perimeter. Cav big man Zydrunas Ilgauskas lumbered out and seemed to be setting up for the pick-n-roll. But Lebron moved away from the pick, luring not only his own defender but Ilgauskas’s as well. As both defenders locked in on Lebron, frozen for just a split second, Ilgauskas released, cutting back towards the basket, and Lebron whipped him a perfect pass for a layup and three point play. As a big man, Zydrunas Ilgauskas may not be the next coming of Bill Russell. More like Bill Cartwright. But that’s okay, because he plays with Lebron. And the Cavs are in sync. Integrated. It was a pass that made you stand up and cheer. When, I ask you, was the last time Kobe Bryant made a pass that made you stand up and cheer? Still thinking? Yeah. Me too.